Even Bustopher Jones would be appalled.

So it just occurred to me. According to fanon, Sherlock would have turned 158 this year. I’m just saying…that’s a lot of birthday spanks.

Sherlock Holmes would most certainly NOT be lost without me. :(

All I can promise is that I *intend* to be more regular with this. Love to all for your vast patience! And I have seen what this fandom can do, so please do not hesitate to submit. I can’t always be laughing at myself, can I? 

What am I saying? Of course I can. But still. Join me!

Submitter! I have failed you! Your name is lost to me. Please send me your Tumblr so that I may credit your brilliance! 

Another fan favorite reblog. Because I enjoyed the commentary.

blackbirdblade:

whatever—remains:

madrona8:

consultingdepressive:

rhoscumberbrett:

You betcha!!

Hell yeah, bitches.

So true

Sherlock Holmes gonna have to slap a bitch

Killer Evans needs a new moniker.

Client just recovered from nervous breakdown.

Hide career-saving naval treaty in his breakfast dish.

Of course, we all know who the real King of Bohemia was…